[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, March 1 Kind of like a rock concert that blasts the enamel off your teeth despite an overzealous and extended version of “Moby Dick” halfway through, Dune: Part 2 is the full, blissful, challenging, comprehensive, and exhaustive artistic experience. A mesmerizing visual feast brimming with the absolute […]
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[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, August 28 A dazzling mix of meta humor and prescient social commentary that has both its heart and head in the right…
- Greek Fire
- ‘The Odyssey’ Is Nolan’s (And Cinema’s) MasterpiecePosted 2 months ago
[Rating: Rock Fist Way Up] In Theaters Now Christopher Nolan has done more than just make his best movie with The Odyssey, he has created the best surviving adaptation of…
- Sex Pass Masterclass
- Pull Up a Cuck Chair for ‘Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass’Posted 2 months ago
[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, July 10 A broad comedy farce with tongue planted firmly in cheek, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (GDCSP) never takes…
- Necessarily Necessary
- “Toy Story 5” WAS NecessaryPosted 3 months ago
Woody, Buzz and Jessie reunite to save their kid from the dangers of technology.
- Disappointment Day
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[Rating: Minor Rock Fist Down] In Theaters Friday, June 9 “Boy, Curt, this is the thing all sports fans in all areas hate to see. A great one playing his…
