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Coyote v Tax Cheats
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[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, August 28 A dazzling mix of meta humor and prescient social commentary that has both its heart and head in the right…

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ Dodges Hollywood’s Tax Assassination Attempts and Arrives Triumphant
Greek Fire
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[Rating: Rock Fist Way Up] In Theaters Now Christopher Nolan has done more than just make his best movie with The Odyssey, he has created the best surviving adaptation of…

‘The Odyssey’ Is Nolan’s (And Cinema’s) Masterpiece
Sex Pass Masterclass
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[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, July 10 A broad comedy farce with tongue planted firmly in cheek, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (GDCSP) never takes…

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Necessarily Necessary
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Woody, Buzz and Jessie reunite to save their kid from the dangers of technology.

Disappointment Day
Posted 3 months ago

[Rating: Minor Rock Fist Down] In Theaters Friday, June 9 “Boy, Curt, this is the thing all sports fans in all areas hate to see. A great one playing his…

Disappointment Day: Spielberg’s Latest Is a Painful Slog Brimming With Lazy Writing, Bad Acting, And Lousy CGI
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[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, August 28 A dazzling mix of meta humor and prescient social commentary that has both its heart and head in the right place, Coyote vs Acme isn’t just a great movie: it’s a bracing referendum on the state of the world. One could be forgiven for assuming […]

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[Rating: Rock Fist Way Up] In Theaters Now Christopher Nolan has done more than just make his best movie with The Odyssey, he has created the best surviving adaptation of a story with three millennia behind it, and in so doing, has also managed to synthesize and express his overarching artistic thesis. A staggering technical […]

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[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, July 10 A broad comedy farce with tongue planted firmly in cheek, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (GDCSP) never takes itself too seriously, and encourages its audience to take a similar approach. A romcom wrapped inside of a love letter to Hollywood and everything that […]

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Woody, Buzz and Jessie reunite to save their kid from the dangers of technology.

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[Rock Fist Way Up] Steven Spielberg believes. Because of course he does, right? The legendary director (Close Encounters of the Third Kind, E.T., War of the Worlds….Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull?) wants the world to join him in that belief. Aliens are real and the government has known about them for […]

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Disappointment Day: Spielberg’s Latest Is a Painful Slog Brimming With Lazy Writing, Bad Acting, And Lousy CGI

by Warren Cantrell June 9, 2026 Print Reviews

[Rating: Minor Rock Fist Down] In Theaters Friday, June 9 “Boy, Curt, this is the thing all sports fans in all areas hate to see. A great one playing his last years having this kind of trouble standing up and falling down.” –Monte Moore, October 14, 1973 On October 14, 1973, the Oakland A’s played […]

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“Backrooms” is a Maze of Terror

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A journey through the backrooms isn’t for the faint of heart!

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“Tuner” Turns Up

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A piano turner turns to cracking safes to make himself proud.

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‘FUZE’ Is Lit, Kicking Off the Summer Movie Season With a Bang

by Warren Cantrell May 27, 2026 Print Reviews

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Now, on Blu-Ray and VOD July 7 There are precious few surprises in cinema these days, and those encountered are almost always unpleasant ones piggybacking on the shoulders of wasted potential. Every once in a while, something special open-palm smacks the shit out of a viewer with sharp […]

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I Don’t Love “I Love Boosters”

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Boosters don’t boost morale.

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“The Mandalorian and Grogu” Flies Through the Galaxy

Thumbnail image for “The Mandalorian and Grogu” Flies Through the Galaxy by Christian Ramos May 22, 2026 Print Reviews

Star Wars is back with a beloved duo saving a sluggish fighter.

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Obsessed with “Obsession”

by Christian Ramos May 20, 2026 Print Reviews

A man makes a wish that turns into his worst nightmare.

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“Is God Is” Is Not Heavenly

by Christian Ramos May 20, 2026 Print Reviews

A trip for God to seek revenge.

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“Remarkably Bright Creatures” is Remarkable

by Christian Ramos May 20, 2026 Print Reviews

An octopus, a janitor and a drifter walk into an aquarium…

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“The Sheep Detectives” is Flocking Fun

by Christian Ramos May 20, 2026 Print Reviews

A group of sheep pull the wool over the humans’ eyes!

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