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Coyote v Tax Cheats
Posted 2 weeks ago

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, August 28 A dazzling mix of meta humor and prescient social commentary that has both its heart and head in the right…

‘Coyote vs. Acme’ Dodges Hollywood’s Tax Assassination Attempts and Arrives Triumphant
Greek Fire
Posted 2 months ago

[Rating: Rock Fist Way Up] In Theaters Now Christopher Nolan has done more than just make his best movie with The Odyssey, he has created the best surviving adaptation of…

‘The Odyssey’ Is Nolan’s (And Cinema’s) Masterpiece
Sex Pass Masterclass
Posted 2 months ago

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters Friday, July 10 A broad comedy farce with tongue planted firmly in cheek, Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass (GDCSP) never takes…

Pull Up a Cuck Chair for ‘Gail Daughtry and the Celebrity Sex Pass’
Necessarily Necessary
Posted 3 months ago

Woody, Buzz and Jessie reunite to save their kid from the dangers of technology.

Disappointment Day
Posted 3 months ago

[Rating: Minor Rock Fist Down] In Theaters Friday, June 9 “Boy, Curt, this is the thing all sports fans in all areas hate to see. A great one playing his…

Disappointment Day: Spielberg’s Latest Is a Painful Slog Brimming With Lazy Writing, Bad Acting, And Lousy CGI
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“A Minecraft Movie” Doesn’t Dig Deep

by Christian Ramos April 6, 2025 Print Reviews

Fans will love it. Non fans will be confused. And gamers will wanna game.

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‘The Luckiest Man in America’ Makes Its Play, Lands on a Whammy

by Warren Cantrell April 4, 2025 Print Reviews

‘The Luckiest Man in America’ feels like a missed opportunity, and a tease of a better movie hiding somewhere in the margins of this one.

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‘The Friend’ Is Very Good Company

by Warren Cantrell April 3, 2025 Print Reviews

An odd couple dramedy with a strong thematic backbone rooted in explorations of grief and acceptance, ‘The Friend’ creeps up on you.

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‘Death of a Unicorn’ Swings for the Fences, Hits a Single

by Warren Cantrell March 26, 2025 Print Reviews

‘Death of a Unicorn’ is fun, interesting, and good (enough), though shoddy CGI work and a somewhat flat performance from Paul Rudd keep it from realizing its full potential.

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“Snow White” is More Like Snow YIKES!

by Christian Ramos March 21, 2025 Print Reviews

Snow White and the Seven Ugliest Things

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‘Novocaine’ is a one-trick, mind-numbing action flick

by Tim English March 14, 2025 Print Reviews

‘Novocaine’ is fast and at times funny, thanks to a solid performance from Jack Quaid, but it struggles to stay interesting beyond the movie’s gimmick.

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A Bear on a Mission in “Paddington in Peru”

by Christian Ramos March 9, 2025 Print Reviews

Paddington is taking names and making marmalade sandwiches. And he’s all out of marmalade.

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Love is Deadly in “Heart Eyes”

by Christian Ramos March 9, 2025 Print Reviews

Love can have deadly side effects!

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Oscars Preview 2025! Scene-Stealers Talk the 96th Annual Academy Awards

by Warren Cantrell February 28, 2025 Blogs

“If Will Smith wins, he’s going to have the speech that people talk about for years.”   -Joe Jarosz, February 10, 2022 We’ve done this before, people! The bullpen of writers here at Scene-Stealers KNOWS the Oscars, and is once again offering up all the hot takes a person can handle just days ahead of the […]

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No Need to Whisper About ‘The Quiet Ones’

by Warren Cantrell February 23, 2025 Print Reviews

[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] In Theaters and VOD on February 21 If America can repackage (Den of Thieves) or reimagine (The Town) Heat every couple of years, why can’t Scandinavia? The Quiet Ones (De Lydløse) may not live up to Michael Mann’s 1995 opus, but none do and that doesn’t really matter, because in […]

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“Dog Man” is SUPA Cute

by Christian Ramos February 4, 2025 Print Reviews

Dog-Man hybrid takes names and sniffs butts. And he’s all out of butts.

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Lots of Cents in “Nickel Boys”

by Christian Ramos February 4, 2025 Print Reviews

The horrors of a reform school are seen through the eyes of two young men.

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God Bless “The Damned”

by Warren Cantrell January 3, 2025 Print Reviews

A reverse ‘Lord of the Flies’ with ‘The VVitch’ vibes, ‘The Damned’ explores the moral cancers that humanity lets fester and blossom in both life and death.

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Chalamet and Dylan Meet in “A Complete Unknown”

by Christian Ramos December 25, 2024 Print Reviews

The times of Bob Dylan, they are a changin’ in this musical biopic.

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“Nightbitch” is Stinky

by Christian Ramos December 22, 2024 Print Reviews

Amy Adams once again hurts this long time fan.

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