Comments on: Top 10 Movies Ruined by a Female Presence http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/ Movies with Rock Sat, 21 Nov 2009 19:03:38 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: voilodion http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-18963 voilodion Fri, 20 Nov 2009 20:16:05 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-18963 I Am The Dominant Hip Hip Hoorayer...CALM DOWN! If you haven't figured it out yet, this whole list is written in a tongue-in-cheek manner. You're not supposed to take it seriously! Also, you're wrong about the "storytelling needing romance" hypothesis. There are a lot of classic stories with very few female characters which are still being discussed to this day. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyman_(play) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_roland http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Job John Carpenter's "The Thing" is a movie without any female characters and few people bash that for being a "mindless" flick. In fact, many people now consider it to be a classic sci-fi film. http://outpost31.com/media/All_About_The_Thing.pdf How about "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"? Not much romance in that film, yet it's considered one of the greatest westerns ever made. I Am The Dominant Hip Hip Hoorayer…CALM DOWN! If you haven’t figured it out yet, this whole list is written in a tongue-in-cheek manner. You’re not supposed to take it seriously!

Also, you’re wrong about the “storytelling needing romance” hypothesis. There are a lot of classic stories with very few female characters which are still being discussed to this day.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everyman_(play)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beowulf
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Song_of_roland
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Job

John Carpenter’s “The Thing” is a movie without any female characters and few people bash that for being a “mindless” flick. In fact, many people now consider it to be a classic sci-fi film.

http://outpost31.com/media/All_About_The_Thing.pdf

How about “The Good, the Bad and the Ugly”? Not much romance in that film, yet it’s considered one of the greatest westerns ever made.

]]> By: I Am The Dominant Hip Hip Hoorayer http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-18954 I Am The Dominant Hip Hip Hoorayer Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:38:58 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-18954 YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS. First of all, alot of those movies DO have romance in the plot itself. Without the romance, the movies turn into FREAKING MINDLESS VIOLENCE. WHERE'S THE SOTRYLINE IN THAT?!?! Clearly none of you have ANY appreciation in the art of storytelling. I admit, some romantic scenes in movies can make the plot predictable, but is that seriously the woman's fault????Have you ever actually watched "Interview With The Vampire" or read it???? Louis is a total whiny pathetic WIMP who does NOTHING. CLAUDIA, THE GIRL, IS THE ONE WHO KILLS LESTAT AND DOES ALL THE BLOODSHEDDING! IF SHE WEREN'T IN THE STORY, IT WOULD BE NOTHING BUT LESTAT BOSSING LOUIS AROUND CALLING HIM A COWARD WHILST LOUIS CRIES HIS WIMPY TEARS OUT. And what about Alien 3? The girl there is a hard-core buzz cut woman who kills aliens with guns and bombs and dives into a lake of molten lava while all the men around her scream for help? WHO'S THE FAIR, NON-GUN BASHING ONES NOW???? So really, if you cant respect the stories for what they are, blame it on the superficial men who bother saving hot women cos of their bod. It's not the woman's fault that they happen to get mixed up in the man's buisness. Maybe men shuld just pick girls who aren't such hopeless sluts as the heroine. Jeesh. YOU PEOPLE ARE IDIOTS.

First of all, alot of those movies DO have romance in the plot itself. Without the romance, the movies turn into FREAKING MINDLESS VIOLENCE. WHERE’S THE SOTRYLINE IN THAT?!?! Clearly none of you have ANY appreciation in the art of storytelling.

I admit, some romantic scenes in movies can make the plot predictable, but is that seriously the woman’s fault????Have you ever actually watched “Interview With The Vampire” or read it???? Louis is a total whiny pathetic WIMP who does NOTHING. CLAUDIA, THE GIRL, IS THE ONE WHO KILLS LESTAT AND DOES ALL THE BLOODSHEDDING! IF SHE WEREN’T IN THE STORY, IT WOULD BE NOTHING BUT LESTAT BOSSING LOUIS AROUND CALLING HIM A COWARD WHILST LOUIS CRIES HIS WIMPY TEARS OUT. And what about Alien 3? The girl there is a hard-core buzz cut woman who kills aliens with guns and bombs and dives into a lake of molten lava while all the men around her scream for help? WHO’S THE FAIR, NON-GUN BASHING ONES NOW????

So really, if you cant respect the stories for what they are, blame it on the superficial men who bother saving hot women cos of their bod. It’s not the woman’s fault that they happen to get mixed up in the man’s buisness. Maybe men shuld just pick girls who aren’t such hopeless sluts as the heroine. Jeesh.

]]> By: Courtney http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-18461 Courtney Wed, 04 Nov 2009 15:07:43 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-18461 Just stumbled onto the list and I think it's funny. Also have a suggestion: the Spiderman movies. I'm a girl, and even I hated Mary Jane! Just stumbled onto the list and I think it’s funny. Also have a suggestion: the Spiderman movies. I’m a girl, and even I hated Mary Jane!

]]> By: Eric Melin http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16727 Eric Melin Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:11:57 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16727 sally- ditto about reading the 1st paragraph. It's a joke. And neither J.D. nor myself wrote it. sally- ditto about reading the 1st paragraph. It’s a joke. And neither J.D. nor myself wrote it.

]]> By: sally http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16708 sally Mon, 10 Aug 2009 20:55:33 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16708 ok. you guys. clearly you just don't hold with any romantic bullshit, which i can understand, but instead of making a list of perfectly fine movies that have a romantic story AS PART OF THE PLOT, why don't you just go watch fight club? there's some manly shit for you. and really, i just gotta say, what would casablanca be without our female lead? leave the classics alone. ok. you guys. clearly you just don’t hold with any romantic bullshit, which i can understand, but instead of making a list of perfectly fine movies that have a romantic story AS PART OF THE PLOT, why don’t you just go watch fight club? there’s some manly shit for you.

and really, i just gotta say, what would casablanca be without our female lead? leave the classics alone.

]]> By: Eric Melin http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16287 Eric Melin Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:56:38 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16287 sannity- Please read the VERY FIRST paragraph of this post again. Thank you. sannity- Please read the VERY FIRST paragraph of this post again. Thank you.

]]> By: skyeinthpie http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16283 skyeinthpie Fri, 24 Jul 2009 17:44:20 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16283 I would highly recommend Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. It is nothing but one gigantic spectacle of crashing metal and characters running from explosions in slow motion, interrupted every now and then by moments to jack off to, provided by the Playboylicious herione; don't worry, she makes almost no contributions to the plot except to be eye candy for the male viewers. I would highly recommend Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. It is nothing but one gigantic spectacle of crashing metal and characters running from explosions in slow motion, interrupted every now and then by moments to jack off to, provided by the Playboylicious herione; don’t worry, she makes almost no contributions to the plot except to be eye candy for the male viewers.

]]> By: sannity http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16271 sannity Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:24:02 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-16271 Apparently you guys have not been laid...ever. Show this to your girlfriends (though I doubt you have any) and ask what they think about your sexist nonsense. If you haven't turned gay already I suggest you do because there is really no hope for you in the future. Apparently you guys have not been laid…ever. Show this to your girlfriends (though I doubt you have any) and ask what they think about your sexist nonsense. If you haven’t turned gay already I suggest you do because there is really no hope for you in the future.

]]> By: Will http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-15998 Will Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:48:56 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-15998 Acutally, Romeo & Juliet was a play, not a book....and Titianic is another good edition to the list! Acutally, Romeo & Juliet was a play, not a book….and Titianic is another good edition to the list!

]]> By: essiejayo http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-15889 essiejayo Sat, 11 Jul 2009 16:51:18 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/top-10/top-10-movies-ruined-by-a-female-presence/#comment-15889 don't let's stuff YOU with tampons and lipstick!! way to make me cackle like a dirty witch. i wanna see top ten ruined by the penis bearing gender. don’t let’s stuff YOU with tampons and lipstick!! way to make me cackle like a dirty witch. i wanna see top ten ruined by the penis bearing gender.

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