Capsule Review: "U-571"

by Eric Melin on April 21, 2000

in Print Reviews

I saw “Das Boot” in its fully restored version only 2 weeks before this film, so already I knew “U-571” would pale in comparison. What I wasn’t prepared for was cliche after cliche with no interesting characters and a lot of bad acting. I felt tense only twice, and for a submarine ‘thriller’, that’s pretty bad. Especially when once was because I couldn’t figure out whether shipmate Jon Bon Jovi had been killed or was just offscreen for an enormous amount of time. This movie was an enormous WASTE of time.

Eric is the Editor-in-Chief of Scene-Stealers.com and writes for The Pitch. He’s former President of the KCFCC, and drummer for The Dead Girls, Ultimate Fakebook, and Truck Stop Love . He is also Air Guitar World Champion Mean Melin. Eric goes to 11. Follow him at:

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