Capsule Review: "Small Time Crooks"

by Eric Melin on May 19, 2000

in Print Reviews

Sometimes a movie is so uninspiring that it’s hard to even muster up the urge to write about it.

I like Woody Allen. His last movie, “Sweet and Lowdown,” was fantastic. The one before it, “Celebrity,” sucked ass. This one is somewhere in between.

It has some funny moments, but not enough to keep it afloat for even its short 95 minutes.

Eric is the Editor-in-Chief of and writes the Screen Stealers column for The Pitch. He’s President of the KCFCC, and drummer for The Dead Girls and Ultimate Fakebook. He is also Air Guitar World Champion Mean Melin. Eric goes to 11. Follow him at:

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