Comments on: Bloated “Pirates” three-quel the worst one yet http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/ Movies with Rock Sun, 08 Nov 2009 03:42:20 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.3 By: J. E. Gorman http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-16658 J. E. Gorman Thu, 06 Aug 2009 13:57:04 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-16658 I am very curious if any one might happen to know what kind of guitar that Keith Richards is playing in 'PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3' It appears to be a 10-string restrung down to just 6. I found a Iota of info surfing along the lines of it being a -Sea Turtle Guitar that he allegedly misappropriated from the set. Any leads would be awesome. Thanx I am very curious if any one might happen to know what kind of guitar that Keith Richards is playing in ‘PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 3′ It appears to be a 10-string restrung down to just 6. I found a Iota of info surfing along the lines of it being a -Sea Turtle Guitar that he allegedly misappropriated from the set. Any leads would be awesome. Thanx

]]> By: Top 10 Tueday - Rock Star Cameos! » Scene-Stealers http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-14510 Top 10 Tueday - Rock Star Cameos! » Scene-Stealers Tue, 02 Jun 2009 15:19:52 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-14510 [...] they can do any real harm to the movie. Many times, the rock star cameo sounds way cooler on paper (Keith Richards as Jack Sparrow’s daddy “Pirate,” for example) or just plain fizzles out (Neil Diamond in “Saving [...] […] they can do any real harm to the movie. Many times, the rock star cameo sounds way cooler on paper (Keith Richards as Jack Sparrow’s daddy “Pirate,” for example) or just plain fizzles out (Neil Diamond in “Saving […]

]]> By: Jaeh http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-13004 Jaeh Tue, 24 Mar 2009 07:30:37 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-13004 I was a fan of POTC, and the third killed it. And so I agree. I was a fan of POTC, and the third killed it.

And so I agree.

]]> By: Samantha http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-9242 Samantha Sat, 11 Oct 2008 15:21:51 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-9242 Too bad it most definitely WAS emotional. Or, i'm sorry, did you miss the fact that they're PIRATES, and therefore act on impulses and needs, rather than love and friendship. Seeing as these absolutely amazing actors and actresses were playing characters who will do WHATEVER it takes to survive, i think they did an excellent job portraying the most wonderful pirates to have ever sailed the seven seas! Too bad it most definitely WAS emotional. Or, i’m sorry, did you miss the fact that they’re PIRATES, and therefore act on impulses and needs, rather than love and friendship. Seeing as these absolutely amazing actors and actresses were playing characters who will do WHATEVER it takes to survive, i think they did an excellent job portraying the most wonderful pirates to have ever sailed the seven seas!

]]> By: Eric Melin http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-8622 Eric Melin Sat, 30 Aug 2008 07:57:18 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-8622 Jr. P- Considering the length of your plot summary, you kinda proved my point for me. Let me explain better. I "get" what the movie was going for. All these moments in the story can be easily recounted as happening the way you say they did, but did they make emotional sense? No. The characters went to these places because the script said they had to, not because they were drawn so well and merely set into motion like they would be in a good movie. This was an overly long and contrived plot that needed to go down this way for the writers to complete the task at hand. Too bad it was at the expense of good storytelling, some great special-effects teams, and some fine actors who just couldn't make it emotional by any stretch of the word. Jr. P-
Considering the length of your plot summary, you kinda proved my point for me. Let me explain better. I “get” what the movie was going for. All these moments in the story can be easily recounted as happening the way you say they did, but did they make emotional sense? No. The characters went to these places because the script said they had to, not because they were drawn so well and merely set into motion like they would be in a good movie. This was an overly long and contrived plot that needed to go down this way for the writers to complete the task at hand. Too bad it was at the expense of good storytelling, some great special-effects teams, and some fine actors who just couldn’t make it emotional by any stretch of the word.

]]> By: Junior Pirate http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-8619 Junior Pirate Sat, 30 Aug 2008 05:58:41 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-8619 Just because you don't understand this movie you shouldn't say that it's a snorefest. If you had paid a bit more attention maybe you would understand as much as I do. Here, I'll explain: Everyone is going to save Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones locker. Elizabeth is going because she feels guilty about killing jack and sending him in the first place. William is going because he wants to have the Black Pearl (which is in the locker with Jack) so he can use to save his father from Davy Jones and the Flying Dutchman. Tia Dalma is going because she is Calypso (the sea goddess) And she needs Jack to come back because he is a pirate lord and the pirate lords intend to go to the meeting of the brethren court (like pirate politics) and release Calypso from her human form so she can be in the form of a god again. Barbossa was reincarnated by Tia Dalma. (She reincarnated him for the same reason she wants to bring Jack back, as Barbossa is a pirate lord as well.) Barbossa wants to set Calypso free and the only way to do that is to bring Jack back. The reason that Will and Elizabeth are fighting is because Will saw Elizabeth kiss Jack in Dead Mans Chest. Will then thought that she loved Jack instead of him. Then when Will found out that Elizabeth kissed Jack to kill him, Will was hurt that Elizabeth didn't tell him herself. Elizabeth was then mad at Will when he led a mutiny against Jack and Barbossa and didn't tell her that he was planning this, so they are actually fighting due to a lack of communication between the two of them. Keith Richards appearance as the keeper of the code as well as being Jack Sparrows father provides us with information(if not anything else then at least information about the state of Jack's mother.) and gives Jack Sparrow advice on living forever. I hope that clears up most of the confusion. I think that Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End was a great movie and that you should get your facts right before giving it a bad reveiw. Just because you don’t understand this movie you shouldn’t say that it’s a snorefest. If you had paid a bit more attention maybe you would understand as much as I do.
Here, I’ll explain:
Everyone is going to save Jack Sparrow from Davy Jones locker.
Elizabeth is going because she feels guilty about killing jack and sending him in the first place.
William is going because he wants to have the Black Pearl (which is in the locker with Jack) so he can use to save his father from Davy Jones and the Flying Dutchman.
Tia Dalma is going because she is Calypso (the sea goddess) And she needs Jack to come back because he is a pirate lord and the pirate lords intend to go to the meeting of the brethren court (like pirate politics) and release Calypso from her human form so she can be in the form of a god again.
Barbossa was reincarnated by Tia Dalma. (She reincarnated him for the same reason she wants to bring Jack back, as Barbossa is a pirate lord as well.) Barbossa wants to set Calypso free and the only way to do that is to bring Jack back.

The reason that Will and Elizabeth are fighting is because Will saw Elizabeth kiss Jack in Dead Mans Chest. Will then thought that she loved Jack instead of him. Then when Will found out that Elizabeth kissed Jack to kill him, Will was hurt that Elizabeth didn’t tell him herself. Elizabeth was then mad at Will when he led a mutiny against Jack and Barbossa and didn’t tell her that he was planning this, so they are actually fighting due to a lack of communication between the two of them.

Keith Richards appearance as the keeper of the code as well as being Jack Sparrows father provides us with information(if not anything else then at least information about the state of Jack’s mother.) and gives Jack Sparrow advice on living forever.

I hope that clears up most of the confusion. I think that Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End was a great movie and that you should get your facts right before giving it a bad reveiw.

]]> By: Rachel perry http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-6472 Rachel perry Thu, 15 May 2008 21:30:53 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-6472 that movie Rocked out loud i love orlando and keira is the best ever that movie Rocked out loud i love orlando and keira is the best ever

]]> By: Spaceman http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-5459 Spaceman Wed, 30 Apr 2008 05:22:20 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-5459 Yeah, that maelstrom was freaking Awesome! Chow is the man! Yeah, that maelstrom was freaking Awesome! Chow is the man!

]]> By: John http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-5336 John Mon, 28 Apr 2008 19:42:25 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-5336 Who do you think you are this movie was amazing and if you think it sucked well then I'll have no honor in knowing you and I want everyone to know this movie rocked so hard at the box office its hard to find people who hate it like this man here who I honestly don't agree with in the LEAST Who do you think you are this movie was amazing and if you think it sucked well then I’ll have no honor in knowing you and I want everyone to know this movie rocked so hard at the box office its hard to find people who hate it like this man here who I honestly don’t agree with in the LEAST

]]> By: x y http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-1871 x y Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:48:48 +0000 http://www.scene-stealers.com/print-reviews/bloated-pirates-three-quel-the-worst-one-yet/#comment-1871 agreed. eric melin is a watermelin and is a loser yah? agreed. eric melin is a watermelin and is a loser yah?

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