Win advance passes to see KICK-ASS 2 in Kansas City!

by Eric Melin on July 29, 2013

in Giveaways

We have advance passes to see KICK-ASS 2 on Tuesday, August 13th at 7:30 PM at Cinemark Merriam and we want you to have them!

All you have to do is tell us what your superhero name would be if you were a weirdo with no superpowers who decided to wear a funny suit and fight crime. Be creative, the best (and funniest) superhero names will win two free passes to this advance screening!

Synopsis: When we last saw junior assassin Hit Girl and young vigilante Kick-Ass, they were trying to live as normal teenagers Mindy and Dave. With graduation looming and uncertain what to do, Dave decides to start the world’s first superhero team with Mindy. Unfortunately, when Mindy is busted for sneaking out as Hit Girl, she’s forced to retire—leaving her to navigate the terrifying world of high-school mean girls on her own. With no one left to turn to, Dave joins forces with Justice Forever, run by a born-again ex-mobster named Colonel Stars and Stripes. Just as they start to make a real difference on the streets, the world’s first super villain, The Mother F%&*^r, assembles his own evil league and puts a plan in motion to make Kick-Ass and Hit Girl pay for what they did to his dad. But there’s only one problem with his scheme: If you mess with one member of Justice Forever, you mess with them all.


So who’s your not-very-super alter ego?

No more submissions accepted at this time.

Eric is the Editor-in-Chief of and writes the Screen Stealers column for The Pitch. He’s President of the KCFCC, and drummer for The Dead Girls and Ultimate Fakebook. He is also Air Guitar World Champion Mean Melin. Eric goes to 11. Follow him at:

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{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Ignacio Armijo July 30, 2013 at 11:43 am

I guess my superhero name would be torPEDO, not because I would be fast or anything but instead because pedo=fart in Spanish. I could even foresee getting endorsement from different companies (Taco Bell) they could say they helping fight crime by feeding me, lol


2 Theresa July 30, 2013 at 4:47 pm

Well Intentioned Girl means well but it does not always translate into kicking anyone’s ass


3 joua lor August 1, 2013 at 6:25 pm

My super hero name would be The Eye


4 Eric Harris August 13, 2013 at 1:15 pm

My super hero name would be IT-Man. I will save you from all of your IT related foes.


5 Jack Young August 14, 2013 at 10:29 am

the “Kansas City Crusader”
I would love passes Eric !
P.S. I am Dustin’s cousin.


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