Reviews

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The father of the atomic bomb has an existential and moral crisis.

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[Rating: Solid Rock Fist Up] Only in Theatres. It’s slightly crazy they’ve made something like 6 or 7 (who’s counting??) Transformers movies, at least 3 G.I. Joe movies, including that awful Snake Eyes spin-off a few years ago. I know — all of those movies are awful — also there is a Monster High movie. […]

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‘Oppenheimer’ continues Nolan’s streak of exceptional movie production.

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‘Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One’ is a non-stop thrill ride with unbelievable action pieces that work overtime to make it the best action movie of the year.

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What pushes ‘Dead Man’s Hand’ from merely bad to bracingly awful is the film’s failure to connect with any trope, motif, or symbol of the Western genre in a meaningful way.

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Despite ridiculous plot motivations by the film’s antagonist, ‘Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny’ is a fun, predictable thrill ride into nostalgia.

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‘Asteroid City’ is predictably heavy on style, surprisingly robust in substance, yet curiously short on structure and emotional impact.

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And then the fire nation….fell in love with water.

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‘The Flash’ overly complicates itself by unnecessarily repeating story beats, but it’s lighthearted, funny, and entertaining if you can get past Ezra Miller’s egregious offscreen behavior.

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The creation of the spicy Cheeto is more fantasy than fact.

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‘Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse’ might be one of the best freaking movies, live action or animated to literally exist in the history of mankind.

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[Rating: Rock Fist Way Up] Now streaming on MAX (Formally HBO Max) In April 2020 during all the STRESS of the beginning of the pandemic, I got to rediscover TV shows that I hadn’t seen since I was a kid. One in particular, The Mary Tyler Moore Show became a staple for me in 2007. […]

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[Rating: Minor Rock Fist Up] It occurred to me while watching director Nicole Holofcener’s latest film, You Hurt My Feelings, that I don’t take criticism very well! As a film reviewer I don’t normally share my reviews with friends for fear they’ll notice I spelled something incorrectly or forgot a piece of grammar. I don’t […]

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Robert De Niro and Sebastian Maniscalco experience a culture shock.

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