WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SALTY LANGUAGE SPEWED FORTH FROM THE MOUTH OF MOVIE STARS, GO NO FURTHER!
What better way to spread the love and cheer of Valentine’s Day than with a special Happy Balentine’s Day E-Card from one of Hollywood’s most respected and beloved actors? Everyone has a bad day, and in the spirit of making one person’s bad day bring joy to the rest of us, we present to you a set of our very own uncensored Balentine’s Day Cards. Click on a thumbnail to see the full-sized versions. On the full-sized page, you can send the card to that special friend or lover, with special Balentine’s Day wishes from your pals at Scene-Stealers!Be sure and spread the word about where you can get your very own Balentine’s Day E-Cards!
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This made my night. Thanks guys.
Wow. Demented and utterly hilarious.
Ah, I love this man
hilarious!!
Bravo to Christian for speaking up
Yes, do you carry the Alec Baldwin voice mail line as well? Oh, and my special someone deserves the Hugh Grant mugshot edition!
nice touch using photography from “american psycho too. bravo.
Eric, this is going up on Meet In the Lobby too-night buddy. Better than the Hellboy II Valentine’s cards we featured last year. American Psycho and on-set meltdown references?! Are you kidding me?!
Brilliant. F***ing Brilliant.
Bale is an ass.