Uncensored Happy Balentine's Day E-Cards to send to your loved ones!

by Eric Melin on February 12, 2009

in Blogs

WARNING: IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY SALTY LANGUAGE SPEWED FORTH FROM THE MOUTH OF MOVIE STARS, GO NO FURTHER!

What better way to spread the love and cheer of Valentine’s Day than with a special Happy Balentine’s Day E-Card from one of Hollywood’s most respected and beloved actors? Everyone has a bad day, and in the spirit of making one person’s bad day bring joy to the rest of us, we present to you a set of our very own uncensored Balentine’s Day Cards. Click on a thumbnail to see the full-sized versions. On the full-sized page, you can send the card to that special friend or lover, with special Balentine’s Day wishes from your pals at Scene-Stealers!Be sure and spread the word about where you can get your very own Balentine’s Day E-Cards!

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Eric is the Editor-in-Chief of Scene-Stealers.com and writes the Screen Stealers column for The Pitch. He’s President of the KCFCC, and drummer for The Dead Girls and Ultimate Fakebook. He is also Air Guitar World Champion Mean Melin. Eric goes to 11. Follow him at:

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{ 14 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Kyle Kelley February 12, 2009 at 11:53 pm

This made my night. Thanks guys.

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2 Kyle Kelley February 12, 2009 at 11:53 pm

This made my night. Thanks guys.

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3 Elliot February 13, 2009 at 12:17 am

Wow. Demented and utterly hilarious.

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4 Elliot February 13, 2009 at 12:17 am

Wow. Demented and utterly hilarious.

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5 Zora February 13, 2009 at 6:15 am

Ah, I love this man :)
Bravo to Christian for speaking up :D hilarious!!

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6 Zora February 13, 2009 at 6:15 am

Ah, I love this man :)
Bravo to Christian for speaking up :D hilarious!!

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7 Charley Downey February 13, 2009 at 8:44 am

Yes, do you carry the Alec Baldwin voice mail line as well? Oh, and my special someone deserves the Hugh Grant mugshot edition!

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8 Charley Downey February 13, 2009 at 8:44 am

Yes, do you carry the Alec Baldwin voice mail line as well? Oh, and my special someone deserves the Hugh Grant mugshot edition!

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9 Josh February 13, 2009 at 8:49 am

nice touch using photography from “american psycho too. bravo.

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10 Josh February 13, 2009 at 8:49 am

nice touch using photography from “american psycho too. bravo.

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11 Norm Schrager / Meet In the Lobby February 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Eric, this is going up on Meet In the Lobby too-night buddy. Better than the Hellboy II Valentine’s cards we featured last year. American Psycho and on-set meltdown references?! Are you kidding me?!

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12 Norm Schrager / Meet In the Lobby February 13, 2009 at 2:00 pm

Eric, this is going up on Meet In the Lobby too-night buddy. Better than the Hellboy II Valentine’s cards we featured last year. American Psycho and on-set meltdown references?! Are you kidding me?!

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13 Cassie February 14, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Brilliant. F***ing Brilliant.
Bale is an ass.

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14 Cassie February 14, 2009 at 7:29 pm

Brilliant. F***ing Brilliant.
Bale is an ass.

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