Other Things There Will Be, in Addition to Blood

by Eric Melin on April 3, 2008

in Blogs

¬†From McSweeney’s:

Other Things
There Will Be,
in Addition
to Blood.

BY MEREDITH RODKEY AND SCOTT RODKEY

- – - -

Refreshments

A representative on hand to answer your questions

No horseplay

Minor delays

After-holiday sales

An end to this

A brief pause while we transfer your call

Light

No dessert unless you finish your carrots, mister

Consequences

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1 Reed April 3, 2008 at 11:36 am

According to Andrew Bird:

There will be tables and chairs
pony rides and dancing bears
there’ll even be a band
’cause listen after the fall there’ll be no more countries
no currencies at all
We’re gonna live on our wits
throw away survival kits
trade butterfly knives for adderal
and that’s not all
whoah!
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks!

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2 Reed April 3, 2008 at 11:36 am

According to Andrew Bird:

There will be tables and chairs
pony rides and dancing bears
there’ll even be a band
’cause listen after the fall there’ll be no more countries
no currencies at all
We’re gonna live on our wits
throw away survival kits
trade butterfly knives for adderal
and that’s not all
whoah!
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks, there will
there will be snacks!

Reply

3 oakling April 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Heh. I think I prefer Andrew Bird’s, although usually McSweeney’s does right by me in these situations.

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4 oakling April 8, 2008 at 5:07 pm

Heh. I think I prefer Andrew Bird’s, although usually McSweeney’s does right by me in these situations.

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